Saw this one on Tumblr... not sure who the original author is.. but it is so hot. I especially LOVE rule 5... would love to be subject to it:

Rules for all slaves

My Masters rules are:

The proper way of things.

i.e the way it will be

As My slave you have no rights; in fact you have nothing at all.

You will take your place in  fully recognizing the truth of My Supremacy, My Superiority and your own lowly status.

You  will obey My commands eagerly to the letter without questioning any of  them and you will accept My authority and judgment of your servitude. My  word is law and My whip is the implement of its enforcement.

You will spend all your waking hours learning to exist exclusively for My pleasure, comfort, and glory and that of all masters .

You  will not allow your mind to wander even for a moment from Me and when  it is not occupied in My service you will remember that all you do is at  My whim and command. Even the basic privileges for you to eat and  sleep, are mine to command.

Do not expect to be cared for in the  normally accepted meaning. In My world you will be valued for what you  are (a slave) provided your servitude is acceptable. Understand that it  will never be perfect in My eyes. You are considered nothing more than  an object of My property. You will never forget that you, as a slave,  are merely My plaything, a work horse and toy existing only for My  service, amusement and pleasure. In your role as My slave I need merely  to look after your welfare. You will be kept fit for purpose.

From  this moment you will be known as “slave”. If there are, at any times,  more than one  slave present you will be known as “slave S” or simply  “S”.

All of the following rules which are for guidance in  your servitude to your superior will apply from henceforth. I will  expect absolute adherence to these rules in every detail.

Any  failure on your part to follow the rules in every detail will result in  punishment administered spontaneously or extended over a period of time  determined by me.

       Slave Rules       

applicable to S, slave of

master

RULE 1

I make the rules and can change them and add to them at any time

RULE 2

slave has no entitlement to discuss the rules or question them in any way.

Appearance

RULE 3

Nakedness  for a slave is an overt sign that the slave owns nothing. slave will  therefore never be permitted clothes in the house unless there are  visitors who are unaware of its status and may be embarrassed.

RULE 4

If  we have been away from the  home, on return slave will, after any other  routine duties, immediately remove its clothes and kneel at my feet to  await instructions.

RULE 5

The following  (highlighted in red) will be worn at ALL times with the single exception  of when passing through airport metal detection equipment.

a stainless steel collar. This will be permanently locked in place.

A thick stainless steel ring around the base of its cock and balls.

a stainless steel chastity device, 24/7/365. This will be locked in place.

stainless steel wrist and ankle cuffs..

Rings piercing Its nipples and penis head.

A chain between its nipple rings.

A heavy steel cock ring-butt plug combination, locked behind its chastity cage.

(This will be worn for periods of up to 12 hours for anal training).

slave will be branded with My initial, such branding to be repeated yearly on its birthday.

slave will have its international slave registry number tattooed  at the back of its neck and on its buttocks.

RULE 6

slave will shower, shave its face, head, under arms and pubic area first thing daily.

RULE 7

slave will keep its whole body free from hair using an electric epilator.

BASIC RULES OF RESPECT

RULE 8

slave will treat all  masters as its superiors.

RULE 9

slave will address Me as ‘Master’ and all other  masters as ’Sir’.

RULE 10

In  the presence of  masters slave will be on its knees unless carrying  something or performing a task which requires it to stand.

RULE 11

slave’s eyes will be always lowered so that it looks only at its superiors’ feet.

RULE 12

slave will remain silent unless spoken to.

RULE 13

slave will never turn its back on a master.

RULE 14

If  slave meets a master anywhere in the house whilst carrying out its  duties it will immediately kneel, nose on the floor, until He has passed  and is out of sight.

RULE 15

If I or any master  enters the space where slave is working it will remain kneeling,  position 2 until it is ordered to resume its work or carry out some  other command or until I leave.

RULE 16

slave will accord all  masters the same respect as it accords Me

RULE 17

slave will obey all commands from  masters as if directed by Me

RULE 18

slave will beg permission to do anything that is not a direct order from me.

RULE 19

slave  will adopt certain postures in different situations as a sign of its  submission and respect for its superiors. These postures will be  assigned numbers. If slave hears any of these numbers it will  immediately adopt the required posture.

Postures.

1  on its knees, nose on the floor, arms straight outstretched towards  Master, buttocks raised, thighs spread as wide as possible. This is its  normal posture in the presence of any  male.

2 kneeling  upright, hands folded tightly in back, shoulders pulled back, chest  forward, belly sucked in. knees will be spread as wide as possible (at  least 90 deg), head bowed down to chest.

3 as position 2 but with forehead and nose on the floor.  This is a kneeling bow.

4  Buttocks on heels, knees spread as position 2. Hands grasping ankles,  hips thrust forwards and upwards, head forced right back.

This is a position for punishment.

5 standing, legs spread as wide as possible, arms folded tightly in back, chest forward, stomach sucked in, head bowed to chin

6 as position 5 but with body bent forward with head level with knees. This is a standing bow.

7 as position 5 but with hands placed on top of head. This is a position for both punishment and inspection.

8 standing, legs spread as wide as possible, body bent forward from waist to grasp ankles.

This is a position for punishment.

9 kneeling as in position 2 but with hands held in front, palms together as in prayer.

This is the supplication position slave will use to beg for permission to speak. slave remains in this position until spoken to.

10 flat on its belly, legs spread wide, arms stretched out towards Master

MOVEMENT AROUND THE HOUSE

Rule 20

Crawling

Crawling  on all fours will be its normal method of movement anywhere in the  sight of any  male, unless in public view. slave will crawl only with  its nose rubbing the floor. slave will be expected to keep pace with  Master whether leashed or not

RULE 21

entering My space on its knees.

Slave will enter the room crawling.

It will crawl to a position directly in front of Me,

kneel up in position 2, and then bow. 

If carrying an object held it its teeth it will present the object to me.

Finally it will adopt position 1

Rule 22

Entering My space on its feet   

slave will only ever do this if it is carrying an object too large to be carried held between its teeth.

eyes are to be cast down looking only at My feet.

slave will halt in front of me and adopt position 5 then bow..

Once upright it will kneel in position 2, holding the object it is carrying for Me to reach.  

Its arms are to be straight and its head is to be bowed between them.

When I take the object it will remain in position until I click My fingers, if I do so it will adopt position 1.

Rule 23

leaveing My space on its knees

This  will be its normal method of leaving My space. slave will crawl  backwards until it is about to leave My sight. Bow and then leave the  room.

Rule 24

Leaving My space on its feet. 

slave  will do this only when carrying a large object and it is not possible  to crawl.  slave will walk backwards until it is about to disappear from  sight.  It will bow and then leave the room.

RULE 25

STANDING BOW

slave  will adopt position 5. then bend forward from the waist lowering its  head to the height of its knees.  Finally it will adopt position 5  again. 

RULE 26

Kneeling bow

slave will adopt position 2, bow to position 3. then adopt position 2.

PUNISHMENTS

RULE 27

slave  will be punished for any deviation from the rules. This punishment may  be instantaneous or deferred until later at My discretion.

For punishment slave will adopt position according to number given.

RULE 28

The  ‘ONE, TWO, TEN RULE’

For all acts of servitude I will, at any time, assess its performance on a scale from 1 through 10. (10 being perfect).

For each mark below 10 slave will receive a number of strokes of the cane or whip.

How  many strokes awarded for each point below 10 will be decided by Me  depending on My degree of dissatisfaction with slave’s servitude, the  maximum number being 10.

As a guide

For sloppy adoption of any posture :-             1 or 2

For lateness or failing to bow :-                       2 or 3

For incorrect speech :-                                              3 or 4

For inattentiveness whilst serving :-               4 or 5

For unsatisfactory sexual servitude

or actual disobedience :-                               up to 10

However the final number is at My discretion.

Note that these are the number of strokes for each point below 10. Thus the maximum number is 100!

If performance does not improve after the application of this rule the number of strokes will be increased.

When I inform slave of my assessment slave will confirm its acquiescence by performing a kneeling bow and kissing My feet.

slave will offer no excuses and remain silent.

RULE 29

There are no excuses for unsatisfactory performance. slave will offer none.

RULE 30

When I inform slave of any dissatisfaction it will adopt position 2 and bow.

RULE 31

Following punishment slave will perform a kneeling bow twice then, crawl forward and kiss My feet. Then it will adopt position 1

RULE 32

FETCHING AN IMPLIMENT OF PUNISHMENT

slave  will carry implement held between its teeth. It will crawl to a  position in front of me and adopt position 2, it will bow and crawl  forward to present the implement to Me. slave will crawl backwards, bow  again and adopt position 1

COMMUNICATION

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acknowledging a command 

RULE 33

When  I give slave a command slave will acknowledge the command by kneeling  up and performing a kneeling bow. It will remain so until I give a  signal to obey the command.

It is unlikely that the signal will be  anything other than the click of My fingers. However I may add further  instructions e.g. ‘you have five minutes’.

slave will then crawl from the room

RULE 34

If standing slave will kneel, bow, and  wait for My signal to obey. slave will then crawl from the room.

RULE 35

Asking permission to speak

slave will adopt position 9 and wait until spoken to.

RULE 36

REPORTING COMPLETION OF TASK SET

slave will adopt position 9.

When spoken to slave will say

‘Master,  slave has completed its task’.

RULE 37

SPEAKING

In response to a question slave will begin every sentence with ‘Master’ or Sir’.

It will never use  the word  ‘you’ or ‘your’.  It will use Master’ or Master’s

It will always refer to itself as ‘slave’.

DUTIES AS WAITER

RULE 38

slave will prepare and cook any meals as directed.

RULE 39

slave will serve all meals at times and in places decided by Me. Menus will be decided by Me.

SERVING REFRESHMENTS

RULE 40

Refreshments are to be served on the small circular tray

slave will stand, position 5 and bow.  It will then kneel in position 2 and hold the tray within My reach. Its head bowed.

it will maintain this position until dismissed.

RULE 41

SERVING AT TABLE

slave will assist each master present to his seat, bowing both before and afterwards.

To  serve a dish slave will approach, bow and set the dish down on the  table. It will then bow again. When everyone is served slave will kneel  in position 2

RULE 42

FILLING GLASSES

If  anyone’s glass is empty, slave will stand, bow, refill the glass, bow  again and kneel. If the master places his hand over the glass this  signifies his wish to have no more. slave will bow and kneel.

RULE 43

REMOVING EMPTY PLATES

slave must pay attention throughout the meal. Empty dishes must be removed immediately everyone has finished the course.

slave will stand, bow, collect the plate, bow again and walks backwards towards the door.

RULE 44

AT THE END OF THE MEAL

When  everyone rises from the table, slave will adopt position 3 until all  have left the room. slave will then carry out instructions as ordered.

When completed slave will report same to Me.

RULE 45

slave  will eat from a bowl on the floor after serving Me and any  masters and  after reporting that the kitchen is clean and tidy.

RULE 46

Prepared food will never be reheated for slave to eat.

RULE 47

If  slave is permitted to eat with masters it will be on the floor,  kneeling or on its belly. It will be attentive to the needs of those at  table, i.e., empty plates/glasses etc.

RULE 48

slave will drink only water.

GENERAL RULES.

DOMESTIC DUTIES

I may wish to retain some domestic chores for Myself but any domestic chore will be carried out by slave at my command.

slave will be ready at all times to immediately stop what it is doing and attend to the task he is ordered to do when summoned.

RULE 49

slave will keep the house clean and tidy. It will clean tidy and hoover all spaces at least once per week.

RULE 50

slave will tidy all bedrooms and make all beds on a daily basis.

RULE 51

slave will launder all clothing.

RULE 52

slave will keep my shoes/boots clean at all times

RULE 53

slave will clean any shower or bath after my use.

RULE 54

Discarded clothes in my bedroom are to be carried to laundry crawling with clothes held between slave’s teeth.

RULE 55

slave will iron My clothes and any other masters’ clothes as directed.

MISCELANEOUS DUTIES

RULE 56

slave will light cigarettes for all  masters.

RULE 57

slave will kneel holding ashtray if required

RULE 58

slave will act as table as directed

RULE 59

slave will kneel or stand holding a lamp for any  male.

RULE 60

slave will kneel or stand holding a sunshade for any master in the garden.

RULE 61

slave will act as footstool for any master

RULE 62

slave will lick the boots of any  male on demand

slave has no access to furniture; its position is on the floor.

RULE 64

slave may not use any toilet seat. Those are for the comfort of masters.

ROUTINES

RULE 65

MORNING TEA

slave will bring my morning tea as prescribed at exactly 07,30. Anything more that 30 seconds late will result in punishment.

slave  will put the tray down and kiss my feet reverently beneath the bed  clothes.  As I awaken slave will adopt position 5 holding the tray.

When  I click my fingers slave will bow and serve the tea kneeling at the  side of the bed, position 2. slave will wait until I replace the cup  onto the tray. It will stand, bow and wait to be dismissed.

RULE 66

BREAKFAST

If  I require breakfast in bed slave will serve it at the time stated.  Lateness of more than 30 seconds will result in punishment.

Breakfast  will be served on a large tray in the same manner as morning tea. slave  will pay attention to any changes in My requirements

RULE 67

Whilst I shower slave will set out My clothes as directed

RULE 68

Following My shower or a bath slave will dry My body softly and reverently

RULE 69

slave will run My bath at any time as directed.

RULE 70

slave will soap and rinse My body in the bath

LEAVING THE HOUSE

WHEN I GO OUT

RULE 71

If I am going out slave will fetch the shoes/boots I have specified and wait in the lobby on its knees

RULE 72

slave will assist me with shoes/boots having first kissed each foot.

RULE 73

slave will fetch any coat and other things I require as directed.

RULE 74

After  handing them to me slave will kneel position 2, bow and kiss my feet.  slave will then adopt position 3  in the lobby until I have left the  house and closed the door

WHEN I ARRIVE HOME

RULE 75

I  will expect to see slave kneeling in the lobby when I open the door.  slave will crawl forward, bow and kiss My boots. It will then kneel in  position 3 for instructions.

RULE 76

If slave has been chained up whilst I am out it will perform this gesture at the end of its chain as I approach.

WHEN SLAVE IS PERMITTED TO LEAVE THE HOME (accompanied)

RULE 77

slave will beg Me for clothing which I may direct.

RULE 78

slave will walk one pace behind Me to My left

RULE 79

slave will open all doors for Me and all  masters

RULE 80

slave will carry all object for Me. E.g. shopping, valise etc

RULE 81

slave will never sit in public without permission it will wait for a signal from Me.

RULE 82

slave will never initiate conversation

RULE 83

Unless others can hear slave will use normal forms of address and speech patterns.

RULE 84

In the presence of others slave’s speech will be polite and respectful

When slave is allowed to leave the house (unaccompanied)

RULE 85

slave will beg Me for clothing, which I may direct.

RULE 86

slave will present itself and kiss my feet before leaving

RULE 87

slave will always return on or before the time directed

RULE 88

On  its return slave will immediately strip naked and present itself to me,  position 1. When I click my fingers slave will kneel, bow and kiss my  feet.

WHEN SLAVE IS REQUIRED TO PERFORM TASKS OUTSIDE THE HOUSE REQUIRING CLOTHES.

RULE 89

slave  will beg Me for clothing and dress as directed, it will present itself  for any final instructions, kiss my feet and exit my space.

RULE 90

If  slave has need to ask Me a question in order to complete its task it  may do so without removing its clothes. However all other rituals must  be observed?

RULE 91

When slave has completed its task it will immediately strip naked, and present itself in the normal fashion.

It will adopt position 9 (supplication). When acknowledged it will adopt position 2 and report on the completion of its task.

DUTIES AS SEX SLAVE

RULE 92

slave will be required to perform any act of sexual servitude to Me and to other masters if directed by me.

RULE 93

slave will submit to anal rape  in acceptance of its status and the sexual dominance of its Master and all other masters.

RULE 94

slave  will spread its ass cheeks with its fingers unless its hands are  cuffed, as a sign of submission and subjugation to the master’s cock.

RULE 95

slave  will thoroughly clean any master’s cock or other device used for anal  rape, with its mouth and tongue as soon as permitted .

RULE 96

slave will be required to use its hands and/or tongue when performing massage of any part of Master’ body or that of any master.

RULE 97

slave will be required to offer its mouth or anus for the most intimate service to Me or any master at any time.

RULE 98

After  the performance of acts of sexual servitude slave will kneel, bow and  kiss the feet of the male who has used him. Such homage to the male form  will continue until slave is ordered to the floor. Slave will kneel,  bow 3 times and adopt position 1

RULE 99

Acts of sexual servitude will be deemed as completed only when I or any master orders slave to the floor.

The slave accepts everything written above and enters full slave servitude from this moment.

signed……………………………………   slave